Drop Dead Handsome
by M.K. Scott
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GENRE: Cozy Mystery
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BLURB:
The Painted Lady Inn is open for
business and limping along in the B and B world. A high school reunion package
assembles Donna’s least desirable classmates, including the backstabbing
cheerleader, her narcissistic high school crush, and Arnie, whose cheesy poem
had everyone calling her, hot mama. It’s all something she liked to forget.
These are the normal guests.
An octogenarian self-proclaimed sleuth, Father Christmas, a dognapping couple, and a pair who is copying everything in the Inn to set up their own competitive establishment rounds out the group. Maria, the sister-in-law, has a matchmaking agenda for Donna. Daniel, her brother, finds himself serving as a referee with one guest’s multiple wives.
High school reunions can be murder. Detective Mark Taber is on the trail of the murderer, when he isn’t interfering in a smitten Arnie’s determined bid to woo the no nonsense innkeeper.
An octogenarian self-proclaimed sleuth, Father Christmas, a dognapping couple, and a pair who is copying everything in the Inn to set up their own competitive establishment rounds out the group. Maria, the sister-in-law, has a matchmaking agenda for Donna. Daniel, her brother, finds himself serving as a referee with one guest’s multiple wives.
High school reunions can be murder. Detective Mark Taber is on the trail of the murderer, when he isn’t interfering in a smitten Arnie’s determined bid to woo the no nonsense innkeeper.
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EXCERPT
By
the time, she had the salts swept up and the broom stowed, Terri arrived. The
woman swept in with the same arrogance Cleopatra must have shown entering Rome.
A disdainful head tilt announced she’d been in grander accommodations. No
mistaking the woman, she looked the same, only tighter as if her skin had
shrunk, making her face all angles without any soft curves.
“Hello, Gentry, Terri, I have a reservation.”
Donna
repressed an urge to remark that her presence made a reservation self-evident.
“Yes, you do. Welcome to The Painted Lady Inn. Here’s your gift basket.” She
pushed the remaining basket in Terri’s direction.
The
woman pawed through the contents as her lips pulled down in a frown. “The bath
salts that were advertised on the website ad are missing.”
Before
she could answer, Terri continued.
“No
way, I can carry it and my luggage upstairs. I guess it’s too much to expect a
backwater establishment like this would have an elevator?” Her sneer announced
she already knew the answer.
“Here
at The Painted Lady Inn, we strive for authenticity.” It seemed a better answer
than no, we don’t have an elevator.
Terri
raised both eyebrows as she stared down at Donna, who had picked up both the
woman’s suitcase and basket. Normally, the woman wouldn’t have anything on her
height wise, but with her hunched over like Quasimodo, the hunchback of Notre
Dame, she was at a disadvantage.
What
did she have in the suitcase? Bricks? She stood, straightening her back and
retaining as much dignity as possible. “You’re in B2.”
“Hmm.
Should I assume there’s no running water?”
Count
to ten. She inhaled deeply. While she didn’t think it was possible, the woman
had grown even more malicious with age. “Excuse me?” Maybe she hadn’t heard
right.
“If
you’re trying to return to Victorian times, then they wouldn’t have running
water.”
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AUTHOR Bio and Links:
M. K. Scott is the husband
and wife writing team behind The Painted Lady Inn Mysteries. Morgan K Wyatt is
the general wordsmith, while her husband, Scott, is the grammar hammer and
physics specialist. He uses his engineering skills to explain how fast a body
falls when pushed over a cliff and various other felonious activities. The
Internet and experts in the field provide forensic information, while the
recipes and B and B details require a more hands on approach. Morgan’s daughter who manages a hotel provides
guest horror stories to fuel the plot lines. The couple’s dog, Chance, is the
inspiration behind Jasper, Donna’s dog.
Murder Mansion is the first book in The Painted Lady Inn Mysteries.
Overall, it is a fun series to create and read. Drop Dead Handsome is the
second book in the series. Killer Review should be out in October 2016.
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Buy Links
Amazon US https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01EQML0RO
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Forthcoming on KOBO, iTunes
& Barnes and Noble
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